UMATILLA, FL 32784 21343 SE 142ND PLACE

Are you searching for peace, quiet, and a personal retreat to call home — or perhaps the ultimate vacation getaway? This truly one-of-a-kind 1.24-acre paradise offers you that rare opportunity. Tucked deep in the heart of the forest, this property comes with more than just land and structures — it comes with a lifestyle. Featuring a 1-bedroom, 1-bathroom stilt home with a brand-new roof in 2025, a 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom 1985 manufactured home currently used as storage and laundry, and a 2-bedroom, 1-bathroom 2007 30’ Puma RV. Let’s start with getting there: the seller will meet you at the corner of SE 207th Terrace and SE 182nd Ave Rd. to personally guide you in. Trust us — you’ll want to follow him. Once you pass the “Game of Thrones” style automated gate flanked with citronella torches, you’ll know you’ve arrived. The entire property is fully fenced, with 3″–5″ of under-fencing for added security. As you enter, the stilt home stands proudly ahead, showcasing its brand-new grand staircase leading to a screened-in front porch. The property boasts 200-amp electrical service with two separate meters — a 100-amp service at the manufactured home — and features 2 RV hookups with 50-amp power and 4 sewer connection points. Inside the stilt home, you’ll find real wood floors, a tankless electric water heater, dual A/C units and heaters, keyless front entry, GFCI safety receptacles throughout, and the central hub for 8 Smonet security cameras and the property-wide Wi-Fi system. That same high-speed internet powers music, lights, a hi-end projector, and even the waterfall at the pond. Fiber optics have already been run and are expected to be connected soon. Exit the stilt home and ascend the “crane’s roost” to zipline down to your own private 4-foot-deep koi pond and 750,000 lbs of imported white sand beach. The pond is spring-fed, filtered, and crystal clear — ideal for swimming or just relaxing beneath the waterfall. It even serves as a water source for fire control, with a 2′ firehose located in the well house. The koi (30–35 of them!) help keep the water naturally clean and don’t mind sharing the space with swimmers. Trust us — both the photographer and the listing agent took a dip! Head over to the Argentinian-style wood-fired grill and cook up a ribeye with real oak logs — just like the seller did during our visit, complete with sweet corn roasted in-husk right in the flames. The property runs on well water and includes an iron eater system with two carbon filters and one resin filter. Need space for your hobbies or farm life? There’s a concrete-floored chicken coop, two horse stalls, an automated back gate with a concrete footer (wiring in place, just needs connecting), and an unfinished meat-processing station ready for concrete — the water and drain lines are already in. An outdoor bathroom area adds more charm with a working toilet, dual shower heads, and a pebble floor lit by waterproof LED lighting. Forgot your soap? No problem — there’s even a soap plant growing right inside the shower. Whether you’re riding out from the back gate on horseback, exploring the land on an ATV, or preparing for a day of outdoor adventure, this property delivers. Watch everything come to life on video at https://youtu.be/zTCFfv3849w. Call today for your private tour and step into a lifestyle that combines off-grid serenity with modern luxury in a way you truly have to see to believe.